randomly funny: top secret porno stash

July 6, 2008 | Filed in: blogging, funnies, randoms

I found this online today. It totally made me laugh uncontrollably! So I share it with you, my faithful readers. Enjoy!

“We… took the baseboards off and made the mantel disappear and took the ceiling down. And ooh! You. Will. Not. BELIEVE whatwefoundintheceiling!!!!! Porn! Somebody’s secret hidden stash from 1997! Three little dirty magazines. Not sure why it was hidden above the drywall. It’s not as if you could actually get to it from there. I guess the previous owner really didn’t want anyone to discover his little pornographic secret. What makes this even better, though, is that the previous owner actually lives next door to us now (his wife used to be just the pretty girl next door until he, you know, married her and moved next door). I’ll have to refrain from asking him whether 1997 was an unusually “hot” year, or whether he really “felt the excitement” that year.”

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LOL okay, that cracked me up! I would definitely say something to let the guy know you found his secret stash…I wouldn’t be able to resist!

How hilarious.. I could never keep quiet about finding someones secret stash!

Bobbi and Jessica-
I KNOW!!! At the very least I could never look at him the same way again!
Can you imagine that conversation? “Mister, we found something that belongs to you and we thought you would want it back. It’s, um, a bunch of porn.”

dang, my comment disappeared.

aw, man, sorry about that krista!

this is an old post i know… right before i was done reading his, hubby snored really loud and made me almost jump from my skin LOL

yes, when i cannot sleep i surf the net in bed lol

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