Remember when you were a kid, and your mom wrote your name inside your underpants?
It was embarrassing, and you hated it. Until you got older… and realized how smart she was.
When I went to college, I chose to label practically everything I owned. Clothes, office supplies, housewares, you name it… I had a sticky fingered roommate and if I didn’t label something, it was likely to disappear forever.
I don’t have to worry about theft anymore, but I still label a lot of my stuff. It’s good to have my name on things that I take to the pool, or to church, or whatnot.
It’s good to know that I can now get big orders of labels. I could get enough labels to last for months or years. Or, I could get enough labels to set up a moonshine still in my bathtub and sell wine out of my garage. I can see it now… “Melinda’s Vineyards” wine. Luckily we’re not living in the prohibition era, so I think I could find some kind of legal (and clean) place to set up a still and sell wine… and my bottles would each wear a Wine Label!
Seriously, though. I highly doubt I would ever open a still… not because I have anything against drinking per se but just because I’m not interested in that kind of thing. But if you’re interested in opening a still, you CAN still get tons of labels! (If you do open a still, send me a note. I’ve never seen a bathroom still before.)
