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Hey dudes. Sorry I didn’t post yesterday- in fact, it was a remarkably eventful day. But, you see, I was surprisingly ill. My “monthly visitor” came yesterday, which is really a misnomer, given that my “monthly visitor” has NEVER been monthly. For my entire post-pubescent life, that visitor has arrived on intervals as short as three weeks or as long as four months. Usually it tended to come at 6-10 week intervals. It was usually light and I rarely experienced more than mild cramping.
BELIEVE ME, I am very sorry to tell you that, this past summer, I have almost REGULAR, almost MONTHLY cycles! Worse than that, they have been heavier and have involved more cramping. ICK. Yesterday, about mid-morning, I was struck by the worst case of cramps I have EVER experienced. Naturally it was in the midst of running errands, and I seriously thought I would pass out from the pain!
Now that I’m home, and near my beloved Ibuprofen and Imodium, I’m feeling much better. I will now resume posting and (hopefully) catch up on all the neato stories I have to post for you.
o hun, I’m so sorry! About two months ago I felt the same. I swear mine was the worst ever and on top of the evil pain I was in the middle of a major cleaning. Major as in you cant stop because there is soo much stuff everywhere that you cant even get to your bed, or on it.
Hopefully it isn’t that bad ever again, for either of us…or any female for that matter. Guys would NEVER be able to handle what we go through once a month (or about once a month)